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Originally posted by annmarie:
Charlie you should be flattered!!!

Thank you, Annmarie!

plagiarize
Main Entry: pla·gia·rize
Pronunciation: \ˈplā-jə-ˌrīz also -jē-ə-\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): pla·gia·rized; pla·gia·riz·ing
Etymology: plagiary
Date: 1716
transitive verb
: to steal and pass off (the ideas or words of another) as one's own : use (another's production) without crediting the source
intransitive verb
: to commit literary theft : present as new and original an idea or product derived from an existing source
— pla·gia·riz·er noun

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwarəs- to cut
Date: 1550
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm
synonyms see wit

Todays word is me IhavenoLIfe YaaaaaaaaaaaaY !!!

FUTILE
Main Entry: fu·tile
Function: adjective
Pronunciation: 'fyü-t & l, 'fyü-"tīl
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin futilis brittle, pointless, probably from fu- (akin to fundere to pour) -- more at FOUND
1 : serving no useful purpose : completely ineffective <efforts to convince him were futile>
2 : occupied with trifles : FRIVOLOUS
- fu·tile·ly/-t & l-(l)e, -"tīl-le/ adverb
- fu·tile·ness/-t & l-n&s, -"tīl-n&s/ noun
synonyms FUTILE , VAIN , FRUITLESS mean producing no result. FUTILE may connote completeness of failure or unwisdom of undertaking <resis tance had proved so futile that surrender was the only choice left>. VAIN usually implies simple failure to achieve a desired result <a vain attempt to get the car started>. FRUITLESS comes close to VAIN but often suggests long and arduous effort or severe disappointment <fruitless efforts to obtain a lasting peace>.

Example phrase: EXERCISE IN FUTILITY

back-biting
verb (backbite, backbitten, backbites)
(colloquial) To attack from behind or when out of earshot

To speak badly of an absent individual
a trait of a shy, mean, dog;
to act as mean as a dog

pariah
Function: noun
1. an outcast
2. from a lower caste or social stratum
3. one who is to be avoided socially
4. one that is despised or rejected

Arrogant
Function: adjective
Text: having a feeling of superiority that shows itself in an overbearing attitude <the arrogant young lawyer elbowed his way to the head of the line of customers, declaring that he was too busy to wait like everybody else>

Synonyms: cavalier, haughty, highfalutin, high-handed, high-hat, imperious, important, lofty, lordly, masterful, overweening, peremptory, pompous, presumptuous, pretentious, supercilious, superior, uppish, uppity

Related words: authoritarian, bossy, dominant, dominating, domineering, magisterial, pontificating; condescending, disdainful, patronizing; impertinent, impudent, saucy; snobbish, snobby, snooty; boastful, bombastic, braggart, bragging, swaggering, vain, vainglorious; complacent, conceited, egocentric, egoistic, egotistic ( or egotistical), prideful, proud, self-centered, self-conceited, self-satisfied, smug, stuck-up

Near Antonyms: bashful, cowering, cringing, demure, diffident, mousy ( or mousey), overmodest, self-doubting, shrinking, shy, subdued, timid; acquiescent, compliant, deferential, meek, passive, submissive, unaggressive, unassertive, unassuming, unobtrusive, yielding; quiet, reserved, retiring

Antonyms: humble, modest

lackey
function: noun
1. a servant; a liveried servant
2. a derogatory person who is obsequiously willing to obey or serve another person or group of people
3. a toady, flunky, ass kisser, sycophant, a person who uses flattery.
4. goody goody, a person who behaves extremely well in order to please a superior

Soph·o·mor·ic

Function: adjective
Pronunciation: "säf-'mOr-ik, -'mo r-, -'mär- also "so f- or "sä-f&- or "so -f&-
1 : conceited and overconfident of knowledge but poorly informed and immature
2 : of, relating to, or characteristic of a sophomore <a sophomoric prank>

OH, PHOOEY!!!!! How does a person follow THAT??

I'll give it the old (non-)college try!

HORNS

dead monkey

Kool, Karyn!

Kool-Aid! (AAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!)

The best thing for people who actually care about Paula is to ignore her ravings. Who wants to take responsibility for the forthcoming mental breakdown? I don't.

PSYCHO!

LMAO!!!

The best thing for people who actually care about Dairy Queen is to ignore her ravings. The summer heat has caused her to have too many meltdowns.

ICE CREAM!!

SCIZOPHRENIA