I'm every single woman's reality, every married women's fantasy...

yeah...and every inflatable dolls nightmare..a fat ..ugly little mammas boy. Callouses on both hands. never had a woman he didn't pay for.

Mike, I have seen him with Apegirl. She doesn't charge for her services.

I HAVE TO SAY, MIKE, THAT WAS TFFTIHOTBY (THE FUNNIEST FRIGGIN THING I HEARD ON THIS BOARD YET)

Every inflated doll's nightmare??!!!

LMFAO, u gave me my laugh for the day.

Thanx, Mikey!

There is a really fat lady over here in Cobleskill N.Y. She has warts on the hands and elbows. I noticed many pimples, and boils on her hands, and neck.

Maybe you can come up here and introduce yourself to this grand lady. I am sure with your looks, and personality, you should do very well......

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Originally posted by kennybopaloo:
[qb]There is a really fat lady over here in Cobleskill N.Y. She has warts on the hands and elbows. I noticed many pimples, and boils on her hands, and neck.

Maybe you can come up here and introduce yourself to this grand lady. I am sure with your looks, and personality, you should do very well......[/qb]

It's not nice to pass your girlfriend around like that.

Mikey, you are the best !

Look who is talking geek.

Your girlfriend is your hand......

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Originally posted by kennybopaloo:
[qb]Look who is talking geek.

Your girlfriend is your hand......[/qb]

Geek? You learned a new word! Congratulations. Now try to put a coherent sentence together, and you should be able to approach the intelligence of a parrot.

Why dont you go down to Harlem, and help some of those kids read.

Maybe you could teach them something else to do instead of shooting people, and doing drugs.

They would admire a intellect like you.

Maybe you could give them so of your enclopedias. That would be very white of you..........

Only in your wildest dreams Phantom!

Friday, February 18, 2005, 16:00 hrs. pst.

Dear THE BRONX PHANTOM,

Thanks for that post. Most people don't know this obscure fact, but in vaudeville, the straight man was paid a HIGHER fee than the comic. So, in the Abbot and Costello team, before they got into the movies, Abbot made more than Lou. Comics are a dime a dozen, but good straight men are almost nonexistent. Your post was a real act of charity, as I believe that you know.

Cordially,
YOGI

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Originally posted by kennybopaloo:
[qb]Why dont you go down to Harlem, and help some of those kids read.

Maybe you could teach them something else to do instead of shooting people, and doing drugs.

They would admire a intellect like you.

Maybe you could give them so of your enclopedias. That would be very white of you..........[/qb]

Why don't you learn to spell? The word is encyclopedia. Maybe we should try something more in your league. Can you spell cat? How about racist? Maybe bigot? A big one homophobe. How about a phrase like intellectual pygmy? Intelligence impaired? By the way, I have tutored disadvantaged students. What have you ever done that's worthwhile besides spewing hate?

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Originally posted by Dennis M - red states won-blue lost:
[qb]

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Originally posted by kennybopaloo:
[qb]Look who is talking geek.

Your girlfriend is your hand......[/qb]

Geek? You learned a new word! Congratulations. Now try to put a coherent sentence together, and you should be able to approach the intelligence of a parrot.[/qb]

I THINK DENNIS CAN MAKE BIG $$$$$$$ AS THE STRAIGHTMAN HERE..
THE DENNIS AND KENNY HOUR....

Are you the word corrector mr. pencil neck.

Since you have nopthing else to doo, I hav made menny misteaks. Y dont yu correct awl the speling misteaks. Wee will make yu da officcial bac in da bronx speling gy.

By da waye, how iz your girlfend, yur rite hand dooing ?????

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Originally posted by kennybopaloo:
[qb]Are you the word corrector mr. pencil neck.

Since you have nopthing else to doo, I hav made menny misteaks. Y dont yu correct awl the speling misteaks. Wee will make yu da officcial bac in da bronx speling gy.

By da waye, how iz your girlfend, yur rite hand dooing ?????[/qb]

You still haven't answered my question. What have you ever done that is worthwhile?

Dont question me on anything. Play your games with someone else.

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Originally posted by kennybopaloo:
[qb]Dont question me on anything. Play your games with someone else.[/qb]

You're the one playing games. You ask questions and make innuendos and when the same is done to you, you run like the chickensh*t you are. What are you hiding?