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The adventure continues. Glad to see you back Billy and full speed ahead.
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BILLYN THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK. SPARE THE SQUEAMISH AND ANAL RETENTIVE BY NOT TELLING US WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH THOSE STREET KIDS ....AND THE HUSKIES.
Oh, hello, gorgeous. So glad you're back as well, Yvonne. Say what happened to your foto? SWORD |
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Someone stoll it,, after all, this is a Bronx forum. There, I found another pic, I'll lock this one so it don't go away. |
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I was hoping for a 4-panel lithograph a la Andy Warhol using our own lovely Yvonne as the subject. I thought it would look positively scintillating in the entry foyer of the New Manila Paradise.
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At last report Andy warhole is dead. I don't think he ever posted on BITB. In fact, I don't think he ever visited the Bronx.
OK Onwards and Upwards to Manila. SWORD |
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Sword, you need to go back to the threads I posted on how to determine if you're DEAD or NOT DEAD. I remember reading that Andy Warhol was DEAD, but the prices for his art are NOT DEAD. I just wanted to imitate his style.
I was also thinking of casting the full upper torso of our own darling Yvonne to place on the prow of the ship as our maiden. I thought it would be nice to install laser beams in the eye sockets so that from a distance you could see beams of red light coming out of her eyes to signal our arrival. And, if anybody should look into those eyes, they would be permanently blinded and/or disfigured. |
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Yes, re: Andy Warhole, you are very wise. But, re: my pal, Yvonne, I must demur. Yvonne can be a one girl USO when we arrive in Manila.
Re; figurehead, we cannot use SI; the ship would upend. How about Schwartzie? Or Annemarie? Or both; they can continue having lunch together and have a good b i t c h session lamenting trolls and free spirits like Yvonne. SWORD |
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So, I would be a sort of Rudolf the Red eye demon guiding your ship. A one girl USO??? Well, I know how to jump out of a cake. all blonde and bubbly. |
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So, I would be a sort of Rudolf the Red eye demon guiding your ship.
**Yes, but the way Billy was planning to do this would have left you very dead. one girl USO??? Well, I know how to jump out of a cake. all blonde and bubbly. **This would make for a good start. SWORD |
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Don't you read any of my posts???? I am already dead,,, I'm a vampire. |
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Yes, Yvonne, I knew you were already dead. That's why I want to make a casting of your beautiful dead figure to use on the ship. I can also install a flame thrower in your mouth which will look very beautiful when you're incinerating our foes. And the idea of hiding you in a cake is the perfect Trojan Horse setup to get you behind enemy lines. After you dazzle the enemy with your laciviousness, we can batter down the doors and take over in no time. Victory is ours!!!
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Hmmmmmmm… A flamethrower in my mouth,,,,, well, that will be a change from the other things I put in my mouth.
Trojan Horse,,, thanks for reminding me, I’ll have to bring some Trojans with me when I meet with the enemy. My lasciviousness,, well I guess I better double the number of Trojans. Victory, I’m just glad to be of some help to you guys. Oh wait a minute,,, it's a casting of me that you're going to use,, I didn't read your post correctly,, in that case you'll need to go to a quarry and get plenty of plaster. |
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Ha, judging from the last two posts, this is getting to be a very interesting voyage. Could I have picked better shipmates? But one is missing. Whatever happened to Sister Mary Chipmunk, the one who bit BillyN when he was a pupil at St. Promiscua Parochial School?
SWORD |
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I just hope that we don't get shipwrecked on a desserted island,, we don't have a professor on board to make gadgets out of bicycle wheels.
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H-e-l-l-o..........Did you call???? Mary Lynn |
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I was expelled from St. Promiscua. I had to be sent to O.L. of Perpetual Motion, where I also floundered, having to exorcise my own daemons. Finally I ended up in a cashmere twin set with a string of pearls at Sarah Lawrence. I felt much better. I graduated with an advanced degree in Bargemaking and Theatrical Flotation.
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H-e-l-l-o..........Did you call????
Ah, Mary Lynn, so nice to have you back. You weren't down below doing rude things to nun-traumatised Billy, we're you? You and Yvonne can be our comfort women on the voyage. Remove your habit and put on this kimono. Billy,your further revelations about a confused upbringing is gut wrenching. Sarah Lawrence, this place brings back memories. In the days when virginity counted and was a part of the dowry, there was an aphorism that the eagle on the college's gate would take off if a single virgin ever graduated from there. SWORD |
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Sword, many's the girl who stretched a piece of Saran Wrap over a certain spot thinking that nobody would be able to tell in the dark. I feel very much at ease opening up to you about my traumatic early years. Now things are just splendid and the Paradise is again steaming toward it's new home.
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Former New York Yankee Bernie Williams preformed at the Paradise last week or earlier this week.
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It's that buzzing noise again. Billy, have the Comfort Women changed into their kimonos yet? If not, see to it. Take no nonsense from the nun but avoid being bitten. Sword |
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