BillyN, you are misinformed. I had a vasectomy in 1974 and have been shooting blanks ever since....I'm very pleased to say.

But Suzie, why worry? What we were planning to do never leads to pregnancy anyway.

SWORD

Almost sounds like your proud to shoot blanks.
But then with age those little swimmers get very weak trying to swim up stream.

So just how many slave girls have you been with?
Those poor slave girls doing all that work and getting nothing in return, they were duped.

Yes, proud to be of service.

Most of these weak swimmers ended up in slave girl orifices where, even if live ammo, would never have led to pregnancy. I'm not sure "duped" applies to slaves.

SWORD

I don't think they were duped either. I heard them begging and screaming for more. They weren't even interested in Frankie Avalon when we had him guest host the Beach Blanket Film Festival.

BillyN, that these pus filed skanks preferred me to Frankie Avalon (who must be over a hundred by now), I do not take as a compliment!!

CANCRED SWORD

I think Frankie is more than a hundred, but he uses a good brand of polyurethane varnish to keep his punim pretty. The chankered whores belowdecks must be suffering from scurvy or something far worse.

Crotch Rot methinks.



SWORD

Francis Thomas Avallone was born Sept. 18,1939
which makes him 69......and I don't think you boys are far behind. Oh, Venus, Oh, Venus make my dreams come true. And DeDe Dinah, then I'll Wait for You...........oooohhhh, Frankie your an American Bandstand boy.....oooohhhhh.

Sorry, but that person is Frankie's out-of-wedlock son. The mother was the late Mae West. Another of his ******* children is the late Annette Funicello of Mickey Mouse Club T Shirt Boobs fame



SWORD

Annette Funicello is still alive......

Really???

I suppose by now her once terrific youknowwhats have hit the floor.

When I was a teenager, a friend said I just had to watch the MICKEY MOUSE CLUB with him. I thought he was nuts until I saw Annette in her T shirt. I started to watch daily. This was followed by the very funny Soupy Sales, the Peewee Herman of his day.

SWORD

The Manila Chapter of the Mickey Mouse Club wants to hold their annual Jamboree at the Paradise. I think it will be a gala occasion, with songs and featured Diz-Nee films.

Unfortunately, sweet Annette with her perky smile is not doing very well, she has had MS for many years, bound to a wheelchair and not seen in public for several years, she used to be seen on QVC with her line of dolls, but MS has taken its toll on this wonderful girl from the Mickey Mouse Club.

Is this the famous Manila Mickey Mouse Club where the older gals wear very wet T Shirts?



SWORD

I certainly hope so.



IGOR

PS Are you hiding Londonbobby in the hold?

Bound to a wheelchair?!? Like being tied to it? How perverted! The poor thing probably wouldn't run away.

quote:

Originally posted by Suzie:
Unfortunately, sweet Annette with her perky smile is not doing very well, she has had MS for many years, bound to a wheelchair and not seen in public for several years, she used to be seen on QVC with her line of dolls, but MS has taken its toll on this wonderful girl from the Mickey Mouse Club.

LOL........I'm laughing so hard...Sword your a riot........

Thank you. I'm always glad to have an appreciative audience.



SWORD

I'm clapping, more, more of that genuine wit, your almost as good as old Jackie Mason.

Jackie Mason Who?



SWORD