You don't know who Jackie Mason is???? Beyond belief!!



NN

Sword, really you don't know who Jackie Mason is? He appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show, he's a comic, was a rabbi at one time, he's on his farewell tour this year.

he's been on a farewell tour for the last 10 years. Why doesn't he start a comeback tour? hehehe

Wasn't this Mason boychik Krustie the Clown's father, His Holiness, the Poop....or somebody parasitic like that?

Igor

Igor, you piece of Southern White Trash. I thought I told you never to come on board. Now we'll have to fumigate the place.
Dingbat, Krustie was Jewish; how could his father have been the Pope?

If you dare enter the theater, I'll feed you to the huskies.

BillyN, escort it off of the boat.


SWORD

I believe BillyN has been kidnapped or worse. I have posted a reward.



SWORD

I'll organize a posse. Could it be the Gambino Family from Arthur Avenue?



IGOR

Still no sign of BillyN. Sword, you'll need to train up a replacement. Try the NYT's classified:

WANTED GENERAL FACTOTUM CAPABLE OF SAILING A SCOW, RUNNING A MOVIE THEATER PROFITABLY, KEEPING VIOLENT, HUNGRY HUSKIES AT BAY, ABLE TO SPEAK TAGALOG WITH A PERSONALITY SIMILAR TO THE MARQUIS de SADE'S. PAY LOW, PROSPECTS ZIP.

NN

NN, so far we've had three mail bags with applications.

This is your last chance, BillyN. Surface now!!


SWORD

I was indeed kidnapped by alien doctors who did experimental surgery on me. I'm sure they've implanted some kind of monitoring device. But what the hey, at least they fed me and they had a heated pool, jacuzzi, wide screen TV, etc., etc. Hey wait!!! Take me back!!!!

As long as you don't start claiming to "see dead people". WELCOME BACK my friend.

Well, I for one believe my pal BillyN. Stranger things than this have happened.

SWORD

quote:

Originally posted by Sword:
Well, I for one believe my pal BillyN. Stranger things than this have happened.

SWORD

Sword, good to see you back. Where have you been? How did his holiness the poop enjoy his trip? Let me know.

quote:

Sword, good to see you back.

Oh Sword, you never did leave, did you?

How nice to be welcomed back....albeit by only two peeps.

HH, the Poop, Stuart Greif, Hank, a few other Trolls, and I took out 2 months to revisit Vietnam. We were last there in '05.

BTW Who is CONCOURSE STAR? KGBEE or SOUTHERN GUINZO in drag????

SWORD

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GUINZO

This is very derogatory Stuart, you really should know better.
Why were you in Vietnam? You don't really have to answer, just asking.

Good Grief,, Hiya Sword

Some Communists in my area went to Vietnam last month,, something to do with the anniversary of Mi Li massacre,, sorry I can't spell My Lie.

Italian Grapes: derogatory? No, I don't think so. If I'd said Southern W O P or Southern Africana, that would be deragatory. But I didn't.

My wife & I went for a long break from our arduous life. We were in VN for 3 months in '05 and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Yvonne, honey, thank God, one doesn't meet up with obvious Communists in VN except at the Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum.

SWORD

I'm certainly glad to welcome Sword back. I'm also very happy to welcome myself back.

Well, now that we've welcomed ourselves back, where will we begin? Oh, yes. We were about to pack rape Yvonne and Sister Mary Chipmunk...no, maybe we were about to sell them to White Slavers to raise money for a penis enlargement for Dekim41 or was it Amigo? Or was it to raise money for a sex change for Southern Italian so that she can sing soprano without garnering funny looks?

BillyN, please advise.

SWORD