There is a small section of the theater basement devoted to sex reassignment. In the case of S.I., he/she needs a simple castration, which can be done easily by one of our other dear members. I say we should raise as much money as possible, and if we can get a decent price for selling the women, so be it.

Good thinking, as usual, BillyN. Maybe we can get ourselves registered as a charity for tax purposes as well as a cloak for our sub rosa activities such as White Slavery, child abuse, money laundering, shielding known war criminals, cannibalism, keeping an unlicensed kennel, aiding and abetting nuns with STDs, etc.

BTW, Personally I don't think we'd get much for SI's dick.


SWORD

With regard to the laundering, it's one of my greatest pleasures. I like to see the stuff swishing around in detergent; it's so calming for the nerves. Then I like to air-dry it and finally give it a good once over with old fashioned Niagara starch and a good hot iron. What a sense of achievement to have drawers full of nice crisp "laundry".

Hi Billy, can you come live with me? LOL

what the hell is this.who is si and is it a freakin man or a freakin women.some of youse people are freakin freaks.

I have no time to pay attention to who is what gender. All are welcome as far as I'm concerned, as long as they behave themselves. If they have a problem with who they perceive themselves to be, then they can go to the new Basement Sex Reassignment Clinic and get corrected. Otherwise, I have laundry to do.

BillyN!!!, LAUNDRY???!!! DIRTY CLOTHES???!!! I thought you were describing your process of genital ablutions on CLEAN DICK WEEK.

I wonder if Italian Grapes made the same mistake which prompted her invitation to you.

SWORD

Sword!! You have it all wrong. CDW is the 3rd week of May, not now. The laundry I'm doing is of a more financially rewarding nature. I'm taking beat up 5, 10 and 20 dollar bills and lovingly restoring them to pristine crispness. Send me all your filthy dirty lucre and I'll make it new again.

With regard to Italian Grapes, she will be in charge of tweezing off the body lice and crabs for the initial inspection process at the beginning of CDW.

A thousand pardons for getting the date wrong and getting wrong the object of your scrubbing. So this is what is meant by money laundering!!

Oh, I don't think Italian grapes is up to the proposed job. She has problems with hand-eye coordination. I suggest either Yvonne or Sister MC, now a mother superior at the St Promiscua Priory.

SWORD

Right-O, Sword. We need good hand/eye coordination. I wouldn't want anybody close to my whatzis with a pair of tweezers if they weren't steady handed.

Is St. Promiscua the convent down the road from O.L. of Perpetual Motion? We need to look up the Sisters of the Steady Hand to see if they can spare a couple of novitiates for a while.

St. P's is in upstate New York, where the nuns run various industries to support the upkeep of their walled convent. They manufactire sex dolls, vibrators, Spanish Tickler condoms, Kama Sutra Cream, Yoni Yum Cream, Day After pills, and Kosher Dill Pickles.

St Promiscua is the Patroness Saint of Unwed Mothers. In her honour, the nuns perform abortions gratis for the needy as long as they are not Roman Catholic.

SWORD

What industrious workers these nuns be. I guess they have irons in many fires so they can make a buck. I wonder if I could hire some of them to do the floors in the Paradise. My knees are giving out.

I don't think they'd accept. The younger, better looking ones spend enough time on their knees earning big bucks.

But a nice thought, anyway.

SWORD

I figured as much. One has to make hay while the sun shines. I can always swipe a zamboni machine from an ice rink and trick it out so it will clean floors instead of resurface ice.

Billy, You keep forgetting that you and I DO NOT DO MANUAL LABOR. Send the huskies out to shanghai some Manila street kids. In this case, the shvatza doesn't come only on Thursdays.

SWORD

She comes on what Thursday? I've been waiting for her since we docked. Maybe she got lost. I know you and I are bona fide Paradise Royalty, thereby exempt from menial labor. But what to do? Gotta keep the place up or the patrons might drift over to the newly docked RKO-Fordham-Manila.

BTW, this is Clean Dick Week. Tried to get a card at the Hallmark store but they're sold out. I'll get my CDW cards earlier next year.

She comes on what Thursday? I've been waiting for her since we docked. Maybe she got lost.

Oh, oh. I pawned her when we were in Rio and forgot to redeem her. Send out the huskies to get us some street kids to do the work.

I didn't forget CDW. See attached foto of one clean dick.

SWORD

Good work, as usual, Sword. Dick looks shiny clean and sparkling. The street kids are back on their knees licking the floor clean (somebody must've hocked the Hoover). By my attached photo, you can see how clean mine is as well. Almost looks untouched by human hands.

Almost looks untouched by human hands.

BillyN, you are leaving yourself wide open to a crude comment or two by our unworthy opponents.

Make sure the street kids, on their knees, leaves their licking to floors only.

SWORD

With regard to crude comments, let 'em rip. Bring 'em on, baby. As for the street kids, I wouldn't let them lick anything but the floor, for fear of transmission of rare brazilian bacteria.