Billy, Billy!! You're losing it! Time for a reality check! Those street kids are not Brazilian. The huskies ate them a long time ago. We have the Interpol Warrants for our arrest to prove it (but notice that we are in the good books of the SPCA). The street kids before you, on their knees, are Filipino. In the absense of Yvonne, Italian Grapes, and Sister Mary Squirrel, let your conscience be your guide.

SWORD

SWORD

Let me ask you this: In the dark, who can tell the difference?!? Dirty street kids all look alike. I don't spend time listening to the language. True, I don't hear any Portugese anymore, but heck, who cares as long as the job's gettin' done.

It's not easy cracking the whip in the near-darkness, I miss more often than I hit, but I get my point across. Why should we pay good money to Manila Consolidated Edison for lights when these kids can feel their way around?

Oh, yes. We were about to pack rape Yvonne and Sister Mary Chipmunk...


I'm absent from this thread because words like this kinda scare me. It's just words but,,, kinda bad.

Yvonne, a thousand pardons. It was typo. The word should be "grape" "Grape" here is an old Anglo-Saxon word meaning "to Praise, worship, adore". It is akin to Scrape as in "bow and scrape."

SWORD

Yvonne, darling, delicate flower, please tell me what words scare you. I will make sure I never use those words again. I want to encourage your presence here and make you feel at home.

Billy, you'll need to think up a better line than this to win Yvonne's heart......and body. Remember that she's a Southern Belle and wants to be courted with considerable style. Think Rhett Butler.


SWORD

As former President of Mobile's Chapter of JEWS for JESUS, I must concur with Sword. A Southern Gal must be wooed and courted.



HANK

No wooing is needed,,, cash will do just fine.

I'm from the bayou.

I thought Rhett just smacked Scarlett across the face and carried her up the stairs. In any case, I wish to woo Madame Yvonne to stay awhile, not chase her off with threats of doing the nasty.

Sorry to inform you, Billy, that Yvonne is not that sort of Southern Belle. Have a look at her comment above yours. This gal's motto is "In God we trust, all others pay cash or " No money, no honey". All that dick cleaning this week and nothing to show for it.


SWORD

I was thinking the same thing, it's a little sad to see the end of CDW, especially when you keep your flag pole spotless and have nothing to show for it. At least there is still the gala parade and other Dick related festivities today before we get back to slovenly behaviour. The Paradise will be showing a Dick Film Festival today, highlighting all those celebrities who have dared to bare and those who were unaware (while the camera was rolling).

Including DICK Tracey?



HANK

So many Dicks, so little time. Onward and UPward, as I always say...

You know, this is very racy, and I just was wondering, not that I want anyone thrown off, but just what constitutes someone being thrown off this board, is it just who the owners like and dislike, or is it truly a censorship of misogynist views like these?

Patient X - do you really think Steve wastes his time reading this drivel? Where is Rob, the phantom moderator?

You know, this is very racy, and I just was wondering, not that I want anyone thrown off, but just what constitutes someone being thrown off this board, is it just who the owners like and dislike, or is it truly a censorship of misogynist views like these?

PatientX. You raise some valid points. That BillyN and I are not banned may be because the Cybergod, despite much badmouthing against Him, has a sense of humor, a sense of the serendipity absurd. It may be because without the Paradise Theater thread, BITB would be reduced to non-stop insults, brawls, and the occassional simpering prayer for some lost soul or other, ad nauseam.

Misogyny is one crime we are not guilty of. We love women. we offer Yvonne and Sister Mary Squirrel as witnesses to our innocence. With several Interpol warrants out against us, you'd think you'd deal with real issues such child abuse, slavery, cannibalism, kidnapping, gun-running, etc.

SWORD

PS Half the huskies are b i t c h e s

"Drivel"?, "drivel"? I notice you read it.

Billy, clap this lawyer in irons.


SWORD

Sword, the Lawyer holding pen is full. I'll have to tie him up with the huskies. They can look hungrily at his tender arms and legs. Maybe he should get a rubdown with Mazola before I toss him in...

Billy, lover boy, rust I can handle; it's STDs I worry about. Let me have a closer look at the Matrimonial Tackle. Not bad, not bad.

Hank