Are you in for a treat, Henrietta. The Dept of Inquisition hasn't had anybody to work on in a while, so the guys in there are chompin' at the bit, so to speak. They are ready with their stocks, feathers, toothbrushes, vibrators, and other devices of persuasion.

I'VE GOT IT!! A PRISONER EXCHANGE!! WE'LL OFF ER HANK to STEVE in EXCHANGE FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF YVONNE!

FREE YVONNE NOW!!

Yes, I do hope that our dear Yvonne is doing well and will make a triumphant return one day soon. Until that time, I'll have to dry my tears on the huskie fur.

Yvonne return to those who love you...screw the rest of them.

It will be a great day when Yvonne returns to her loving friends in the Paradise Theater.

SWORD

PS Billy, are the huskies sanforized?

Yes, Sword, they have been Scotch-Guarded and Sanforized. They practically glow in the dark.

Billy, is anyone else around? I don't think that smart a s s's suggestion that I be exchanged for Yvonne has been accepted. I need sanctuary just in case Steve Samtur changes his mind.

BTW, are the huskies drip-dry?

Hank

Henrietta, the huskies are definitely drip-dry. We like easy care around here. I'm sure you can get sanctuary here. I don't know who else is around. People come and go so strangely around here.

I'm back.Why, Billy!!, you're so sartorially elegant today. Is it it in honor of Hank? And Hank, I thought you were exchanged for the lushious and beautiful Yvonne?

I've just had a tour of the rest of the forum, and the children are having fun playing nicely together....someone must have spiked their three O'Clock Milk.

SWORD

Sword, I would suggest that they put saltpeter in the water in addition to whatever they're spiking the afternoon milk with.

Thank you for the compliment about my sartorial splendor. It's not easy looking good in this dreadful humidity.

Sword, I would suggest that they put saltpeter in the water in addition to whatever they're spiking the afternoon milk with.

Billy, are you suggesting that our colleagues outside of this thread are not only playing nicely but engaging in acts that might frighten the horses? If so, I'll visit other threads and try my luck. Even Cow-trolls get the blues.

Hank

Now don't go gettin' blue, little lady. We're about to have our first Annual Bastille Day celebration at the Paradise. All must wear red, white and blue costumes. We're serving up cold cuts at the snack counter, sliced by, of course, guillotine.

I hope the rest of the Board realizes that if they have close contact with Hank, the most they can hope for is herpes.

SWORD

Then everyone should have a supply of Valtrex with them, just in case!!!!!!

You tell'em, Jose.

Mas una chola conocida,
que una gringa con SIDA

Stuart

I remember hearing somewhere that steel wool is very effective against herpes. Or is this just another urban myth?

It might be true, and if it is, carbonized steel will be needed with Hank's afflicting affliction.


SWORD

In that case, I guess it's better just to avoid skank, I mean, er, Hank.

While I admire your burgeoning poetic skills, Hank can be called many things but never SKANK. That is reserved for other trollops.

SWORDS

We're gettin' top heavy with trollops. Time to have a sale or other promotion, like giving away one trollop with each ticket purchase.