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Trollops Galore! Threads Super Galore! BillyN, have you noticed the alarming proliferation of threads outside. Poor Steve Samtur is having to pay a mounting, soaring cyber space bill so that two unemployed "ladies" can amuse themselves with silly games. I guess there aren't enough soaps to fill in the day.
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Yes indeed, threads abound. On every subject as well. My fascination level is near the breaking point.
With regard to soaps, we could use some good ol' fashioned brown soap here to clean up the goo on the floors. |
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Sadie, the cleaning lady.... If I could get the spots out of Monika Lewinski's dress and reweave the cigar holes, surely I can clean up the goo. What part of your anatomy needs attention?
Hank |
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Galore galore!!! Zsa Zsa Gabor Galore!! p u ssy Galore!!! More Galore than you can handle, and all right here at the Paradise!!
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"Arthur Avenue Galore", the longest running soap opera in history. Fortunately, the Paradise only hires quality acts, movies, concerts.
SWORD |
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That's right, Sword, nothing but first-rate acts can get in here. There was talk of opening a burlesque house near the Paradise which could showcase the "other" talent, but I think it fizzled out.
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Burly-Q in Manila?? I don't think the Dynamic Duo from AA would rate a single second on stage. Why pay to see bag ladies when you can find them eating out of dumpsters at KFC without charge?
HANK |
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Some people are into that, I guess. That's why the idea just sort of evaporated.
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Whoa, I missed something here. Which idea? Being a bag lady? Eating out of a dumpster? Being a street walker on Arthur avenue? All of the aforementioned?
Stuart |
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Sorry, Fruit-Lupo, but you'll never meet the dress standards. I suggest you return to the dumpster.The Ravioli there is only a week old. Get there quick before Paula beats you to it.
STUART |
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TONIGHTS FEATURE PRESENTATION AT THE PARADISE IS :PIGS IN GREY FLANNEL SUITS
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No acts/movies are permitted at the Paradise without the authorization of either Sword or myself. We're very fussy about what we allow to go on here. Ravioli cannot be eaten in the theater because it is messy. Unless, of course, it's the fried version, which takes on more of the characteristic of a zeppole.
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FRIED PIGS FEET. NO RAVIOLI
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FADY GUCK GADY GU.
FOR THOSE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS, THAT'S PIG LATIN |
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F OFF, Donna Porca de Lardo.
For your information: DEL in Italian means "of the", not "the". Secondly, you & the other shut-in AA refugee are trying to destroy this forum by bombarding it with moronic threads. Steve Samtur, are you asleep or what? Please do something. This must be costing you a packet, particularly all the pointless graphics as introduced by defrocked priest Admiral McWatt. Stuart |
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"Give more ulcers than you get!" |
Now, now, Stewie Griffin, mustn't lose your temper or you know what will happen.....you'll have to go back to that scary place again, the one where you had to wear that funny jacket, remember?
Shhhh, it's okay, calm down, they're not coming to take you away..........yet. |
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"Give more ulcers than you get!" |
Suzie,
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! I hope Stuart appreciates all the trouble you went through to show him the light..... AAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! "The Unemployed UN-Lady!" |
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"Give more ulcers than you get!" |
Why, Stuart, you pompous little TWIT! Back, back, into your cage!!!!! |
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