Paula, this is what a pompous TWIT looks like LOL......I gotta laugh, your a laugh a minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzkGKRmP5nk

Billy, have you noticed just how many bag ladies come to visit. Slutina Suzie is the latest. Turn loose the huskies.

HANK

Take away the graphics, the stage props, capital letters, gurgling-laughing-selfabuse noises, and you're left with a shell of a pathetic bag lady.

Say, didn't you resign a while back?

SWORD

looks like the bitb's "pigs in grey flannel suits" were let into general population ..

call the porkers

Think of the insults these two slags could come up with if they'd got beyond the third grade.

You two just can't stand educated people. You're amongst those who failed to take advantage of free education and you hate and envy those who did.

Stuart

Stuart is not Kreskin et. al. Some things are self evident.

quote:

Originally posted by Stuart:
Think of the insults these two slags could come up with if they'd got beyond the third grade.

You two just can't stand educated people. You're amongst those who failed to take advantage of free education and you hate and envy those who did.

Stuart

UH, STEWIE, SOME DO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WITHOUT HIGHER EDUCATION...
DOESN'T TAKE SCHOOLING TO LEARN. OR ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A POMPOUS A$$.
NO, I THINK WHAT YOUR'E JEALOUS ABOUT IS, ALL THE MONEY YOU WASTED ON YOUR EDUCATION AND YOU CAN'T SHINE ANYONE'S SHOES ON THIS BOARD.
I'D BE PIS SED NOT JEALOUS, REALLY..MAYBE YOU CAN GET A REFUND

Yes, but I'm not the pathetic b i t c h who has to prestend to be employed. Do you do women's hair while posting your own unique brand of nasty, illiterate rubbish?

HANK

Billy, the Monster is gone. It's safe to come back.

SWORD

I hope he hasn't met up with foul play. Has anyone seen Billy?

SWORD

I'm here, dearest Sword. I didn't see any point in engaging in what would only result in vituperative missives and otherwise ungentlemanly conduct. There is a bunker deep beneath the foundations of the Paradise, and I have taken refuge there. It's damp and warm, not unlike being in the womb. At least that's what I've been told by people who seem to be able to remember such things. Anyway, it's good to be out of there.

With the continued proliferation of threads, it's getting harder to find the Paradise. I think I'll join you in the bunker. Is H and Eva B still there? And Herr und Frau G with their six blond children, whose names all begin with the letter H?

SWORD

How did kgbeeeeee get loose? Did someone open the kennel door and forget to close it? Perhaps Bronx Slapherd should come and round her up...on a cold lonely night she has to be better than the last ewe Slapherd had.

Sword, may those persons you referenced in the bunker be displaced and consigned to an even deeper bunker with much higher temperatures for all eternity.

Yes, there are a lot of topics, it's most disconcerting.

Hey, Kid, I break a you face you show no respeto to the Don. Where's a that a ugaz Stuart?

d B N C di C

You, talking to me? Are you talking to me?

SWORD

Hey Don, your ziti is showing, close your fly.

quote:

Originally posted by don Benzino Napaloni:
Hey, Kid, I break a you face you show no respeto to the Don. Where's a that a ugaz Stuart?

d B N C di C

Ziti????

Hey, kid, you meana my ugaz? Showa somea respeto for my ugaz. Yes? OK. Now where'sa thisa Stuart & his trolla amici?

d B N C di C

Ay Pisan, when you got a manicotti in your pocket, it's gonna make a stain. You don't get no respect here unless you earn it.

quote:

Originally posted by don Benzino Napaloni:
Ziti????

Hey, kid, you meana my ugaz? Showa somea respeto for my ugaz. Yes? OK. Now where'sa thisa Stuart & his trolla amici?

d B N C di C

Billy (soto voce)psst. Let's find out if this Eyetye is as stupid and lowbrow as the AA people he's here to direct.


SWORD