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lol....I see you have a psych background....actually my interests were in comparative neuroantomy, and the evolution of the forebrain and concomitant changes in social behaviors. Although the word "psychology" appears in my degrees, it is really Biological Psychology or Physiological Psychology, i.e., the role of the brain, neurochemicals, hormones etc in modulating behaviors. My interests lean more towards chemical (hormone, neorotransmitter) imbalances than to clinical psychological explanations of MOST mental illness, although there is no doubt that one cannot really separate out family, developmental and social issues in ALL mental illness...at least I believe so


good for you. you appear to have your head screwed on right. i'll pray that you don't burn in a fiery hell.
 
Posts: 91 | Registered: 27 August 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Z:

Tell me, Rabbi, Sir,do you moonlight as an itinerant Mohel?

Z


no. i have the shakes.
 
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Originally posted by uh_da_bronx:
...by the way, I believe that my education was far from wasted....I am very happy with my career, as well as how I applied my education to brain research, and serving a variety of people in need over the years including those who were deep into multiple addictions, homelessness and being released from prison in need of services. I also have taught for many years, mostly in medical school, and served on administration, hopefully guiding our future medical professionals. Overall, my education has served me well, both professionally, and personally.

"Rebbe" (lol), I'm not that stereotype Psych major who wound up being employed in McDonalds, though that could lead to a rewarding career as well, I guess.


cool it already. i said i would pray for you.
 
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HELP!!

The huskies have turned on me, and I've sought refuge in the projectionist booth. It seems they are keen fans of Sarah Igloo. They want to return to Alaska to protect her from liberals, Evolutionists, the literate, conservationists, Right-to Choose women, and others.

Someone notify Billy who is in Florida!!

Z
 
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Perhaps you can contact Billy through the Florida National Guard. I understand that Jeb Bush runs it, and I believe that this weekend the Florida National Guard is having a joint training session with the Alaska National Guard. I believe that they will be focussing on border protection, with the Alaskans discussing their successful protection of mankind in the northern hemisphere from invasion through trans-siberia, and the Florida regime discussing policy placement relating to vital radar security in the event that Russia in fact placed nuclear missiles in Cuba.

They will be staying at a Motel 8 in Sarasota, having a 10% discount on all roooms.
 
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Dr Uh, that's all nice to know, but the huskies are placing explosive charges by the door to the projectionist's booth.

Get help, please, Dr Uh, sir.

Z
 
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I would call their bluff on those explosive devices: huskies do not have the intelligence to create bombs:, firecrackers.... perhaps
 
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Steve, PLEASE! Don't you know by now that ALL animals are far more intelligent than their human counterparts??

Z, whisper sweet nothings in their fuzzy little ears...maybe they'll let you out before 11/4!!
 
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Paula, I tried that. Now I need my lips replaced. The huskies kept chanting USA USA USA USA....

Z
 
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Are you sure that was what the Huskies were chanting? Sure it wasn't WE LOVE PETA WE LOVE PETA WE LOVE PETA.....? Or, WHERE'S THAT BI*TCH'S JUGULAR VEIN? HOW DARE SHE KILL OUR FELLOW ANIMALS???
 
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Could someone contact Billy? Please!! I'm still stuck here.

Lipless Z

PS This is the last time I take your advice, Paula.
 
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Remember Z, last week I suggested that you contact the Florida National Guard, who are currently having military exercises with the Alaska National Guard on ways to ensure proper border security. Gov. Palin was to deliver a speech on "Turning the Ruskies Away", and Jeb Bush was to deliver a speech "Just in case Russia DOES put nuclear arms in Cuba"???

Well, I suggested that perhaps Billy, who is currently in Florida is attending this three-day conference, and the Guard can deliver a message for you....just a thought
 
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Dr Uh, I know how we got our signals crossed. I'm a bit deaf, and I thought you said "huskies", not "russkies".

See if you can free me. Near the popcorn machine is a can of mace.

Z
 
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Oh, NOOOOOOO, "Lipless Z"!!! Please don't tell me the Huskies took a bite or two...? Well, maybe they were just hungry!

Since I'm the popcorn machine vendoress, I shall fetch you the can of mace and hope it will soon set you free from that awful prison! Please send word ASAP.
 
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Yes, and if necessary, we can send in the national guard....I personally know their Commander
 
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Yeah, RIGHT! Who do you think you are, SARAH PALIN?? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
 
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Thank God, I'm free. Thank you, Dr P and Dr Uh.

Did you notice the brand name on the mace can? Dr Palin's Anti:heathen-agnostic-atheist-Liberal-Muslim-Jew-animal-lover Mace Spray.

It's secret formula contains Holy Water, Moose testes, and ground up Snake Handler. It can be used to dissolve condoms and homosexuals.

Z
 
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Thank God, I'm free. Thank you, Dr P and Dr Uh.

Did you notice the brand name on the mace can? Dr Palin's Anti:heathen-agnostic-atheist-Liberal-Muslim-Jew-animal-lover Mace Spray.

It's secret formula contains Holy Water, Moose testes, and ground up Snake Handler. It can be used to dissolve condoms and homosexuals.

Z


Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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Thank God, I'm free. Thank you, Dr P and Dr Uh.

Did you notice the brand name on the mace can? Dr Palin's Anti:heathen-agnostic-atheist-Liberal-Muslim-Jew-animal-lover Mace Spray.

It's secret formula contains Holy Water, Moose testes, and ground up Snake Handler. It can be used to dissolve condoms and homosexuals.Z


You should be writing for JON STEWART!!!! That was HILARIOUS, Z!!!
 
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Paula, you are much too generous with your praise. We recently bought the mace from Walmart's. If you are interested, you can order it by the gross by writing to STARS and STRIPES or POPULAR MECHANICS. All profits will go toward paying McCain's debt for his part in blowing up the USS Forrestal.

Z
 
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