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Originally posted by scoocharella:
JUST A REMINDER EVERYONE. IT'S MEDICATION TIME

I have see pictures like that; they are usually associated with nurses who remove IV lines containing morphine from their patients while the patients are sleeping, and then placing the IV into their own arm.....

Scooch, are you Nurse Ratchett, or would you care to comment on your experience with IV swapping?

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Originally posted by Yvonne:
I am similar to Helen. I too, would stare at the clouds on the ceiling, this fascinated me so much. I also liked the gold fish in the lobby,, I think some statue of a boy was peeing water into the bowl, I might be wrong. But i did enjoy the clouds, it was so dreamlike.

That would explain why that goldfish died at a young age.......

The blubber production has gotten me a little frantic, trying to keep up with the voracious demand. And we haven't even advertised! So far there doesn't seem to be any great need for scented or flavoured product. And to answer a question earlier: No! It does not leave your skin greasy at all! You come away from your B a la C bath feeling squeaky! Not squeaky clean, mind you, just squeaky.

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Originally posted by Billy N:
The blubber production has gotten me a little frantic, trying to keep up with the voracious demand. And we haven't even advertised! So far there doesn't seem to be any great need for scented or flavoured product. And to answer a question earlier: No! It does not leave your skin greasy at all! You come away from your B a la C bath feeling squeaky! Not squeaky clean, mind you, just squeaky.

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Wellllll... Billy, now you have me THINKING;

You know how after an analysis of our last quarter's profit margin, it was determined that we need to re-investigate alternative product loss leaders? Perhaps we can substitute blubber for butter in our Buttercup popcorn!!

Brilliant!!

The greasy taste may just get by, althought I'm not certain that "Blubber Cup" will fly; any suggestions for a new name?

I calculated that we can save approximately 14 cents on each medium cup of Blubber Cup, thereby increasing out profit margin by
$26,000 per annum.

I also believe that we can get the Alaskan Whaling Association to provide a year's supply of blubber at no cost as an enticement to sign a three-year contract for sufficient blubber to make all of our Paradise vsitors happy!

You DO know that we can also market our product as dolphin-free?

Ideas for a new name?

Billy & Dr Uh, BUT IS IT KOSHER??? That is the burning question.If only Rebbezvi hadn't been banned, we'd know.

With the good rabbi gone and now Paula, this is all rapidly becoming a very unfunny place, where the sort of uncouth White Trash who support McCain and Palin dominate.


YESz

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Originally posted by YES:
Billy & Dr Uh, BUT IS IT KOSHER??? That is the burning question.If only Rebbezvi hadn't been banned, we'd know.

With the good rabbi gone and now Paula, this is all rapidly becoming a very unfunny place, where the sort of uncouth White Trash who support McCain and Palin dominate.


YESz

Perhaps we can, under the guise of a McSame Rally, hold a fundraiser at the Paradise, offering unlimited, free Blubber Cup to all comers as an enticement to attend. If lucky, the white-trash, as well as the McSame team will attend, eat several tubs of our popcorn, and promptly pass away from cholesterol levels approaching 3.75 million molecules/blubber/mm/ heme.

Of course, we WILL have to violate NYC Code by removing all CPR apparatuses from the theatre prior to our "fundraiser", in case some Republican with a "Savior-Complex" makes an effort to rescuscitate the above-mentioned neocons.

If we ARE successful, we will have to prepare for an investigation by the NYC Department of Health. Perhaps we can get the support of OJ Simpson's attorneys, along with Roy Cohn's son and Nixon's grandson, both of whom are known ACLU affiliates. With proper negotiating, we could get services gratis.

Thoughts??

Dr Uh,

Please ask your aforementioned attorneys, ACLU, and your Rabbi if we can put a U on our products. If so, then we can advertize the product as SPIRITUALLY CLEAN BUT BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH unlike the PALIN BRAND which SPIRITUALLY FRAUDULENT AND DEADLY FOR YOUR WALLET.

The Law says we cannot put a sign that restricts the entry of WHITE TRASH to the Paradise, but we can ban the entry of all Mc****/Palin supporters...which is actually the same.

YESz

YOU'RE ALL GULLUMS

I had to sit down and gather myself due to being so nearly overwhelmed with absolute joy and pride at this fabulous idea. I can hardly bring my fingers to the keyboard now, I'm so velklempt. I'm sure we can get some kind of rabbinical supervision for this blubber production so as to ensure a kosher certificate. But beware: Whale blubber is a meat product, as is dolphin and porpoise. We don't want the blubbercorn to clash with the dairy candy products that garner so much money for our coffers.

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Originally posted by uh_da_bronx:

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Originally posted by Billy N:
The blubber production has gotten me a little frantic, trying to keep up with the voracious demand. And we haven't even advertised! So far there doesn't seem to be any great need for scented or flavoured product. And to answer a question earlier: No! It does not leave your skin greasy at all! You come away from your B a la C bath feeling squeaky! Not squeaky clean, mind you, just squeaky.

\


Wellllll... Billy, now you have me THINKING;

You know how after an analysis of our last quarter's profit margin, it was determined that we need to re-investigate alternative product loss leaders? Perhaps we can substitute blubber for butter in our Buttercup popcorn!!

Brilliant!!

The greasy taste may just get by, althought I'm not certain that "Blubber Cup" will fly; any suggestions for a new name?

I calculated that we can save approximately 14 cents on each medium cup of Blubber Cup, thereby increasing out profit margin by
$26,000 per annum.

I also believe that we can get the Alaskan Whaling Association to provide a year's supply of blubber at no cost as an enticement to sign a three-year contract for sufficient blubber to make all of our Paradise vsitors happy!

You DO know that we can also market our product as dolphin-free?

Ideas for a new name?

Another example of your well-documented anti-Semitism. Pretty soon, you'll bring up the old chestnut that the Hungarian Jew George Soros has brought down the world market. We're on to you.

YESz

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well-documented anti-Semitism

WHAT A HUMORLESS FOOL YOU ARE

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Originally posted by YES:
With the good rabbi gone and now Paula, this is all rapidly becoming a very unfunny place, where the sort of uncouth White Trash who support McCain and Palin dominate.

Not to worry, Mr. YESz! You will always find new followers from the couth white un-trash part of town.

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Originally posted by scoocharella:
PAULA, DON'T YOU COME FROM THE SAME NECK OF THE WOODS AS ME? LOL

Scooch, being White Trash is not a location, it is a state of mind, or, as in your case, a lack of it.

After a few weeks of much dedication and hard work, BITB was finally a great place to be, until about a week ago, coincidentally, exactly the time that YOU again-arrived.

Why don't you leave and let us enjoy ourselves without you divisive tactics?

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Originally posted by uh_da_bronx:

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Originally posted by scoocharella:
PAULA, DON'T YOU COME FROM THE SAME NECK OF THE WOODS AS ME? LOL

Scooch, being White Trash is not a location, it is a state of mind, or, as in your case, a lack of it.

After a few weeks of much dedication and hard work, BITB was finally a great place to be, until about a week ago, coincidentally, exactly the time that YOU again-arrived.

Why don't you leave and let us enjoy ourselves without you divisive tactics?

WHO'S BOTHERING YOU UHDA??HMMMMMM??
YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TO POST ON PARADISE THREAD WITHOUT ME DEFENDING MYSELF? IS THAT YOUR DEFENITION OF A "GREAT PLACE TO BE"??

MATTER OF FACT YOU (AND YOUR NUTTY MENTAL CASE FRIEND) CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL YOUR NASTINESS..
ESPECIALLY WHEN SOME POST THE TRUTH.
IGNORE IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESPOND TO EVERY POST.
GEEZ, IT WAS PEACEFUL FOR 2 DAYS WITHOUT THE CHAMELEON HERE

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Originally posted by scoocharella:

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Originally posted by uh_da_bronx:

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Originally posted by scoocharella:
PAULA, DON'T YOU COME FROM THE SAME NECK OF THE WOODS AS ME? LOL

Scooch, being White Trash is not a location, it is a state of mind, or, as in your case, a lack of it.

After a few weeks of much dedication and hard work, BITB was finally a great place to be, until about a week ago, coincidentally, exactly the time that YOU again-arrived.

Why don't you leave and let us enjoy ourselves without you divisive tactics?

WHO'S BOTHERING YOU UHDA??HMMMMMM??
YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TO POST ON PARADISE THREAD WITHOUT ME DEFENDING MYSELF? IS THAT YOUR DEFENITION OF A "GREAT PLACE TO BE"??

MATTER OF FACT YOU (AND YOUR NUTTY MENTAL CASE FRIEND) CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL YOUR NASTINESS..
ESPECIALLY WHEN SOME POST THE TRUTH.
IGNORE IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESPOND TO EVERY POST.
GEEZ, IT WAS PEACEFUL FOR 2 DAYS WITHOUT THE CHAMELEON HERE

You remind me of Sarah Palin. She too answers questions that she chooses to answer, in the way that SHE wants to.

BITB was doing fine for quite a while, we had peace, and lots of fun. No, things were NOT fine the last two days as you think. You have promoted nothing but divisiveness and ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK.

I wasn't referring to the Paradise Forum when I suggested that you leave, I was referring to BITB.

The place isnt the same since you returned. People are turned off, and a few have left. The comradery is gone, instead, their is defensiveness, one up-manship and a feeling that personal attacks are acceptable.

Well, they arent, and we had agreed to that.

Until you came back.

You use your style of communication in a VERY NEGATIVE way.

People here were tired of that, and we found that we could have fun, without personal attacks.

So, please, either stop, or move on.......

Dr Uh, you are probably right in your analysis, but her condition is compounded by unemployment, repo-men, child welfare officers,no social life, and slum dwelling. She won't last long: I heard her electricity is about to be turned off.

As WC Fields said, "When sweet reason fails, resort to a tazer."

YESz

I think I just figured it out.

Scooch is actually a bot from Yahoo Chat!

She really doesn't care that the room is going to be empty soon, because she will just talk with herself. She may even like the computer-generated answers she gets better than the ones we have been sending.

Donna said it perfectly before; Scooch wants to chase people away so that she can have the room all to herself.

Well, she IS getting there.

But I DO love a good fight, after all, I am from da Bronx!!!

I have to agree whole heartedly with you Steve, we were all having a good time for awhile, no name calling, no attacks, why this woman wants to control this board is beyond my thought process. Does she get a thrill? Power, I wonder.

We must UNITE, and we will conquer and win.

Being from "the same neck of the woods" does not necessarily equate to having similiar thoughts, personality, or opinions. I owe an enormous debt of gratitude to the people who raised me for teaching me right from wrong...

"Kid, you're 5 years old now and starting to playing outside with your friends. If they ever sing EENIE-MEENIE-MINEY..., you are never to say that word. You say 'Catch a tiger by the toe', okay?"

Thanks, Dad...