Well, do the Huskies have their own traveling rabbi to oversee the preparation of their food? We will have to make arrangements ASAP to accommodate their dietary preferences!

Billy, PLEASE come back. The Paradise is all fixed now, all posts zoom right through...

Yesz, the observant Huskies have their own religious mentor, the Grand Rabbi of Wasilla, Rebbe Chokekollah ben Flea. It was his Reverance that declared the Street Kids of Rio and Manila kosher, suitable for Kahruth consumption by Huskie rabbininical students and for lay huskies.

Yesz

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Originally posted by YES:
Yesz, the observant Huskies have their own religious mentor, the Grand Rabbi of Wasilla, Rebbe Chokekollah ben Flea. It was his Reverance that declared the Street Kids of Rio and Manila kosher, suitable for Kahruth consumption by Huskie rabbininical students and for lay huskies.

Yesz

Would the huskies be willing to attend the Obama Gala? They would be grand fun, as fun loving as huskies can be. While the main menu MAY be a bit of a challenge, I was also wondering about the night's entertainment.

Thoughts?

For the Huskies, you could order in brisket of Street Kid, Gefilte fish, kishkas, lachs (lox), and blintzes. They say, 'hold on the vegetables".

YESz

PS For music, they want a nice rendition of " born Free" and " Ahab, the Ayrab".

The Huskies don't want to eat their vegetables? Well! I love veggies, will we have a separate menu?

The night's entertainment is Ensign Jose Antonio's job, but he's in sick bay right now.

SWORD'S REVENGE!! And he's back with a VENGEANCE too!

Welcome back, O Grandson of Tongue of Sword!!!

AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Shiver me timbers but that was a close call! News of my death at the hands of stereocasting are greatly exaggerated. Kiddo, please know this.

Jewish huskies???!!! Rebbe Chokekollar ben Flea???!! Well, Toto, I guess we're no longer in Kansas.

Mike

With all the pirates along the coastline of Africa, "shiver me timbers" might be making a big comeback! EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN!

Is Cook prepared with kosher dog biscuits for the Huskies' night treat? They tend to get a bit cranky and snappy if treat time is missed...

Time for Billy to return.

He must've abandoned ship when we passed too close to the Potomac River. Understandably so. Dispatch one of the Huskies with a note, explaining that the Delayed Posting Problem (DPP) has been resolved for the most part. Oh, and be sure to include some kosher biscuits in case our faithful messenger desires a snack. It's a long run, round trip.

The huskies aren't the only act here. They've been getting a lot of press lately but they are highly self sufficient, having been intensely trained by Israeli Intelligence. There are many other concerns that require attention as well. The Paradise is a delicate eco-system unto itself and requires maintenance round the clock. That's why I feel guilt that I haven't been at the helm lately, but I see you stout and hearty mates have done me proud.

Well! With you AWOL, the Huskies had no choice but to be front and center now, did they?? Oh, if they're Mossad-trained, no problem!

One of the delicate eco-systems of the Paradise, namely the gorgeous goldfish, main lobby, is in need of fish food replenishment. Stuart suggested we grind up some mutually detested people, but the fish are strictly vegetarian so that will not do.

Your guilt is officially assuaged. Resume command, and thank you, SIR, for your kind words!

It does my heart good to see that everything has been kept ship-shape in my absence. And my posts are going right through instead of being held by the KGB. The huskies didn't like that one bit; they are notoriously su****ious. As for the fish food, we'll have to get a vegan authority on the case here.

The KGB has been vanquished to Siberia. Let's see how THEY like it when the boot's on the other foot. Once in a while, they slip one through, but for the most part they're on ice.

I don't blame the huskies one bit (pardon the pun, but my cat just bit me.....) for their sus p i cious nature. They do, after all, survive by instinct and that mysterious 6th sense.

Permission to Google vegan authorities, sir?

Oy veh. It was a long trip from Wasilla to Manila by dogsled. I got confused and kept saying "kasha" instead of "mush" to make the huskies go faster plus all the times the huskies stopped to pray. Well, I'm here...but a bit overdressed for the climate.

Rabbi to the Huskies

Billy, how odd! I never, in a million-zillion years, would've thought that Wasilla had a RABBI!!!

Poor rebbe, your feet must be aching and your back nearly broken. Come, sit, have a bowl soup I just made and some challah. I have to go to the market and pick up some kasha (Wolff's brand, no less) so I can fix you a decent kasha varnishkes.

Oh, and this Alaska-Jewish thing is taking on a very Chabon-esque theme.

Rebbe,

New?

Vas maksta??

Maybe your kishkas are sore from all that sledding?

When I feel that way, I go for a tongue sandwich on rye, with mustard and cole slaw, and a side of derma.

Oh, and a Cel Ray.

Did I mention that when I paid, Morris, the owner, his hands, and then my change, always smelled like fatty pastrami. If I gagged from that, he would give me a bissel of a coconut macaroon or my favorite, chocolate-covered Joyva halvah, very rare in these parts of PA.

Oy gevalt, I feel so much better then, you shouldn't know from it.

Stevela

Steve, down here in South Florida tongue is more expensive than hard kosher salami, corned beef and roast beef. Send me a sandwich.