"I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am." A plaque in my Vet's office.
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants!" Anonymous
"Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference."
"Don't wrestle with a pig. You'll just get dirty and the pig likes it."
"Why is it, our children can't read the Bible in School, but they can in prison?"
Bumper Sticker: "If you can read this, thank a teacher-and, since it's in English, thank a soldier."
Finally, T. Bubba Bechtol, a part time City Councilman was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to the thunderous applause from the live audience. "If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery cables will save one American GI's life, then I have just two things to say." "Red is positive", "Black is negative!"
